its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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