Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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