you guys were way drunker than both of me
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
cat food counts as protein by the way
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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