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what?
penguin condom
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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