I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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