Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
