We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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