Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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