Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
my sisters under your porch take her home
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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