If that was your dad, he is hot
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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