You can't motorboat a personality
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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