That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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