id be glad to
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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