So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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