Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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