Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Randomize
