It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
tell me about the eggs
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