Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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