i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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