just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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