Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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