it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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