i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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