Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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