That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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