just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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