Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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