i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I am naked and annoyed.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Randomize
