I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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