Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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