In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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