yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I think pants incapable of making pants work
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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