That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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