so explain again why im purple
no
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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