i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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