Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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