Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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