After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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