Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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