I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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