I wanna passion pit in your ass
i just made my gag reflex go away.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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