Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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