yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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