i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
not ubering you a puppy
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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