In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Randomize
