strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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