Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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