We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i just google imaged poop.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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