She's JV to your varsity
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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