Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
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