One girl and one boy is just not enough.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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